FAQ
When will the cards and bundles be available for orders?
September 1, 2026. You'll survive.
Are these cards mean?
No. Using humor to comfort a grieving person isn't mean. In fact, humor has been used for centuries to console the living and honor the dead — Irish wakes, Mexican calaveras, medieval danse macabre, even Old Testament stories. Floral platitudes are a more recent invention from the Victorian era. Of course, we don't recommend giving a Funeral Balloons card to a more Victorian-leaning person.
Why should I buy a bundle?
Because people keep dying. Check out these convenient bundles: Here for You, Leftovers, Thought and Prayers.
How and when will my order ship?
Orders ship via USPS Ground Advantage from the Philadelphia area within 48 hours of being placed.
Can I return my order?
That would be sad, but sure. Items must be unused, in original packaging, and returned within 30 days of purchase for a refund to be issued. Shipping is non-refundable.
Who makes Funeral Balloons cards?
Hi, I'm Pat. I write and illustrate all Funeral Balloons cards. All cards are printed by Fireball Printing. Pennsylvania proud.
